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Nick with a boy crush [09 Feb 2007|01:50pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Watch Nick overcome with desire and touch himself as he talks about Adam Green.

Look how jealous Julian looks.

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Thrush on a Thursday [25 Jan 2007|06:27am]

[ mood | awake ]

Some homo-erotic delights ...

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Nick speaks about accepting his vagina [23 Jan 2007|11:40am]


A quote about Nick's youth reveals when he stopped (his words) "being one of the guys" and realised it was time to embrace his vagina-hood:

"Yes I was bullied a bit as a youth, I was. I got to a point when I was 11, 12, 13 years old where I didn't care, made myself an outsider to avoid that - stopped trying to be one of the guys - sort of said, 'fuck you, if you guys don't want me then I don't want you either.' And that's when things started to work out for me as a kid. That's when I found out who I was as a person"

good for you Nick, good for you. Girl power!!

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NEWBIE!! [23 Jan 2007|10:47am]

[ mood | amused ]

Hello everyone, I'm new so here's my sacrifice, interpret it how you will . . .

Nick's just realised he forgot to make Julian wear a condom the night before . . . . HA.

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Nick talks about being pregnant [15 Jan 2007|02:53pm]

Nick Valensi has spoken about his pregnancy which saw him develop uncomfortable complications.

The rocker and his British socialite spouse AMANDA DE CADENET welcomed twins in October 2006 but he reveals the lead-up to their birth was extremely painful.

He recalls, "I hoped it would get better, but it went from bad to worse. I developed fluid retention so my arms and feet swelled really badly. I had carpal tunnel syndrome and couldn't feel my hands from the elbow down.

"Towards the end I was so huge that I almost had to be rolled out of bed. I didn't see my feet for months. I couldn't sleep any my whole body itched. By the end I could only sleep standing up in the shallow end of the swimming pool, because water alleviated the weight of the babies.

"I'd put a towel on the poolside and just put my head down"
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REVEALED [22 Dec 2006|10:26am]


Stroke's guitarist Nick Valensi last night confirmed after recent allegations made that he did in fact appear on the front cover of the band's debut album "Is This It":

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Poo! [21 Dec 2006|10:27am]

[ mood | disappointed ]

Aw, what happened to the pic from this post? Can someone repost it here in a comment? I was sure I'd saved it but I guess I was wrong. What a shame, that was my favorite LJ post ever.

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Nick Get's Ready for Christmas ... [20 Dec 2006|12:22pm]


Nick: "Nikolai ... does my bum look big in this?"

Nikolai: "No mate, but at least from this angle I can't see your lack of cock"

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Nick's public service announcement. [24 May 2006|02:53pm]


"Hi, I'm Nick Valensi. You might recognize me as that hot chick from the Strokes. And I'm here to talk to viewers like you about gender confusion. I went through twenty five years of pretending to be a man, because I was taught that embracing my she-nis was socially unacceptable, and dirty, and wrong. But then I realized that my lack of male sex organs is only a problem if I LET it be a problem. If I believe in myself, and I am confident about my slightly more than ambiguous gender, and I am a-okay with wearing my long, flowing, greasy locks in a ballerina bun, then I can achieve all my goals and dreams just as well as any real man. My vagina won't stop me from growing Howard Stern hair. It won't stop be from eating negative five hundred calories a day, and by god it will not keep me from snorting every powdered substance there is until I don't look like a Jew anymore, because I BELIEVE in myself, and I am confident with my she-nis, and for all you boys who are really girls (Tom Cruise, I'm talking to you!), burn your boxers and jockstraps and go invest in pretty lacy things from Victoria's Secret, BECAUSE HAVING A SHE-NIS IS JUST FINE. Right, ladies?"

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[02 May 2006|03:04pm]

nick is going to be a "dad".
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[16 Apr 2006|03:13am]


sorry, i dont know how to do that LJ cut thang.. yeah, im lj-dumb like that!! but anyway...
look, i think juju's tushie has deflated.. :|
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I know this comm isn't moderated but NSFW NSFW [02 Mar 2006|09:54pm]

[ mood | confused ]

NSFWCollapse )

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I have a theory of Nick's feminization [28 Feb 2006|07:22pm]

[ mood | crazy ]

It's more of a revelation of Julian rather than Nick though..Collapse )

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[08 Feb 2006|08:38pm]

Geez, people. Pick up the pace.

The Casablancas/Joslin WeddingCollapse )
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[08 Mar 2005|11:36pm]

I thought I was alone in thinking that Nick was no man. I have thought this way for a while now. And now, knowing that i am not alone.i am thankful.

he said yes!Collapse )
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for your amusement [07 Feb 2005|07:43pm]

[ mood | anxious ]

Well, much of the Strokes community is in despair right now, so I will attempt to wake up this community.

Nick Valensi is no fruitcake.Collapse )

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[08 Jan 2005|08:54pm]

would somebody please talk to Nick about feminine hygiene.

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[04 Jan 2005|05:01pm]

Nick's black and white beauty shots from this month's Vogue

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Colourbar [01 Jan 2005|11:44pm]

A colourbar celebrating the love that is Nick's vaginaCollapse )

Please comment and credit if you use!
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[08 Dec 2004|01:56am]

[ mood | amused ]

join hot_cunts!

do it!


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